Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words, Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys
To Conclude from Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have...Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend
money
Therefore...from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
MODERN MATHS - How man is different from Donkeys
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Necessity is the mother of invention..........................
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Man proposes, God disposes.............................................................
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It takes all kinds to make a world.............................................................
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